Urgent News: Up to 50% of Koala Bears Have Chlamydia

That's right. The little adorable creatures are slutting it up and getting and spreading chlamydia at rates likely exceeding those of the most lascivious senior homes. Almost 50% of koalas in the wild have the disease.

This article in Businessweek (because let's face it, nymphomaniacal koalas with chlamydia are serious business), details the hows and whys of the disease ravaging the wild koala population.

Here's a neat little comic by Victims of Circumsolar that initially pointed my attention to this sad news.