Most of you are well aware that New Jersey is a hardcore place that rarely, if ever, fucks around. New Jersey also has a massive black bear population. This means that the fine people of the Garden State must work hard to build an amicable relationship with bears, first and foremost by not feeding them, forcing the beasts to fend for themselves in the mean forests of Jersey like nature intended.

Most of you, however, are not aware that Jersey is simultaneously the most densely populated state in the union, and has over 45% forest cover. This means that humans and bears often cross paths in this mysterious place.

But even when we do everything right... We don't feed the bears, we keep a safe distance, we lock up the trash, the bears will still do bear things. As a matter of fact, that's what makes us love them. The fact that they do bear things. And sometimes, like in the state of New Jersey, they will do bear things right in our front yard. I'm talking of course about a BOMBASTIC FUCKING BEAR FIGHT.